Lady Lumps #7 minutes in heaven
Breakin’ up is hard to do...just ask Lady Lumps. Growing up on the raunchy streets of Las Vegas, she loved the night-life and left a trail of disillusioned, heart (and nose) broken beaus that stretched out over a decade. A rich investor vacationing in Vegas for the weekend noticed her....um.....personality......and wanted to give Miss Lumps a very special gift.... a pair of speed skates. Once they hit her dainty feet, she found true love for the first time in her cold-hearted life. It’s rumored you can occassionally catch a glimpse of Lady Lumps jetting down the Las Vegas strip, searching for sin. During the derby season, though, she’s crackin’ heads on the track with the Emerald City Roller Girls, entertaining the crowd for whom her heart truly belongs. She may appear sickeningly sweet, but be wary of smiling back if you value your teeth.
Favorites: hard liquor, hard hits, hard bodies